VoraciousBillyGoat

Skipping ahead a few days because I’m getting sick of reading about eating sour-cream and onion smashed potatoes. Yawn.

Dear Diary,

There must be some mistake. Is this all I ate? I didn’t make any margin notes about how skimpy my intake was, but I can only assume that I was ill? What a mysterious mystery!

• 2 bites brisket
• 2 bites meatloaf
• 1 Diet Coke

Tags: beef
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Dear Diary,

Hmmm. I didn’t eat much at all today. Nutritionally speaking, though, I think I hit all levels on the pyramid: Protein, check. Dairy, check. Carbs, checkcheckcheckcheck! What’s that? Vegetables? In the Country, should we ever come across a vegetable, we’d smother it in cheese. Or deep-fry it. Vegetables…Ha!

• Coffee
• 3 bites BBQ steak tips
• 1 hard-boiled egg
• 3 bites chocolate bread pudding
• 1 small spoonful vanilla custard
• 1 cube beef flap
• ½ can Polar Diet Ginger Ale
• 1 bite orange bundt cake
• 2 mushy, undercooked spaetzle
• 1 bite cranberry walnut pie
• Bowl of Rice Krispies with skim milk (note how I forewent the whole milk)
• 1 bite cheesecake
• 1 bite angel food cake

Tags: beef, cake, cereal, chocolate
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