Oct
5
2010
Dear Diary,
It doesn’t take Inspector Poirot to see a pattern in my food intake today: Carbs and dairy. Dairy and carbs. Carbs. Carbs and dairy. Carbs. Dairy and carbs. Carbs.
This is, unfortunately, very representative of my diet here at the test kitchen. More unfortunate yet: I love dairy and carbs. And together? Magic! Cereal, mashed potatoes, pizza, biscuits, and rice. Yup, I covered all the bases. Maybe I should develop a new food pyramid based solely on starches and their accomplice, dairy:
BISCUITS
PIZZA IN ALL ITS ITERATIONS
RICE PILAF RICE CASSEROLE RICE PUDDING
CEREAL VIENNOISERIE PIES CAKE-&-ICE CREAM
SPAGHETTI, ET AL MAC’N'CHEESE DUMPLINGS GNOCCHI
- Coffee
- Honey Nut Cheerios with whole milk
- Sour cream smashed potatoes (multiple tastings)
- Low-fat oatmeal cookies (multiple tastings)
- 6 bites From-the-Freezer cheese pizza
- 2 bites cornmeal biscuits
- 2 bites cheddar-broccoli-rice casserole
- ½ blueberry muffin
- 6 bites slow-cooker BBQ brisket
P.S. At least I punctuated my day with some protein.
